15 pieces of advice to be passed on

[misslolly]

(or just a refresher for the rest of us!)



1. Don't imagine you can change a man -- unless he's in diapers.



2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.



3. If they can put a man on the moon -- they should be able to put them

all up there.



4. Never let your man's mind wander -- it's too little to be out alone.



5. Go for younger men. You might as well -- they never mature anyway.



6. Men are all the same -- they just have different faces, so that you can

tell them apart.



7. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make

some woman miserable.



8. Women don't make fools of men -- most of them are the do-it-yourself

types.



9. Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest they are too old for

it.



10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.



11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.



12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years.

Even in biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.



13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him

cheque books.



14. Remember, to a man a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him

jokes. It means that you laugh at his.



15. Found on Bumper Sticker: IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED, SLEEP IN

THE KITCHEN.

No offense Men

 

[rosette212]

Lmao .. these are pretty good advices...
Thanks for sharing

 

[Kabbi]

1. Don't imagine you can change a man -- unless he's in diapers.

A chance that no one use diaper, but ladies do !


2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.

he walks out because there is 10 beautiful ladies waiting for him . Don’t they say ( one lost 10 found ?


3. If they can put a man on the moon -- they should be able to put them

all up there.

They went there to prepare a place for all women, so be ready for moving from earth


4. Never let your man's mind wander -- it's too little to be out alone.

better be alone than in bad company


5. Go for younger men. You might as well -- they never mature anyway.

maturity is strictly a case of mind over matter,…. if you don't mind it doesn't matter


6. Men are all the same -- they just have different faces, so that you can

tell them apart.

And all women are the same but come in different sizes


7. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.

lLet’s be honest , all women fall from heaven… this is truth no doubt.
However some of them fall on their face and that pushed them think ‘’foolishly’’

8. Women don't make fools of men -- most of them are the do-it-yourself types.

well if they gone crazy and fool that’s due to the fact that women are unpredictable. Before marriage, they expects a man, after marriage
they suspects him, and after death they respects him.

9. Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest they are too old for it.

What women want in a man
at age 25: Handsome 2. Charming 3. Financially successful
at age 35 : 1 . Opens car doors, holds chairs 2. Has enough money for a nice dinner 3. Listens more than talks
at age 45: Usually remembers punch lines of jokes 2. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture 3. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
at age 55: 1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed 2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public 3. Doesn't borrow money too often
at age 65: 1. Doesn't scare small children 2. Remembers where bathroom is 3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep


10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

"Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery."

11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.

indeed Men are in hospital after being drive crazy about their woman


i'll be back for the rest

 

[Ancien-Membre]

1. Don't imagine you can change a man -- unless he's in diapers.

A chance that no one use diaper, but ladies do !


2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.

he walks out because there is 10 beautiful ladies waiting for him . Don’t they say ( one lost 10 found ?


3. If they can put a man on the moon -- they should be able to put them

all up there.

They went there to prepare a place for all women, so be ready for moving from earth


4. Never let your man's mind wander -- it's too little to be out alone.

better be alone than in bad company


5. Go for younger men. You might as well -- they never mature anyway.

maturity is strictly a case of mind over matter,…. if you don't mind it doesn't matter


6. Men are all the same -- they just have different faces, so that you can

tell them apart.

And all women are the same but come in different sizes ;-)


7. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.

lLet’s be honest , all women fall from heaven… this is truth no doubt.
However some of them fall on their face and that pushed them think ‘’foolishly’’

8. Women don't make fools of men -- most of them are the do-it-yourself types.

well if they gone crazy and fool that’s due to the fact that women are unpredictable. Before marriage, they expects a man, after marriage
they suspects him, and after death they respects him.

9. Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest they are too old for it.

What women want in a man
at age 25: Handsome 2. Charming 3. Financially successful
at age 35 : 1 . Opens car doors, holds chairs 2. Has enough money for a nice dinner 3. Listens more than talks
at age 45: Usually remembers punch lines of jokes 2. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture 3. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
at age 55: 1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed 2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public 3. Doesn't borrow money too often
at age 65: 1. Doesn't scare small children 2. Remembers where bathroom is 3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep


10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

"Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery."

11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.

indeed Men are in hospital after being drive crazy about their woman


i'll be back for the rest

lool Kabbi, don't take it too seriously!

 

[Erolisk]

What women want in a man
at age 25: Handsome 2. Charming 3. Financially successful
at age 35 : 1 . Opens car doors, holds chairs 2. Has enough money for a nice dinner 3. Listens more than talks
at age 45: Usually remembers punch lines of jokes 2. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture 3. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
at age 55: 1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed 2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public 3. Doesn't borrow money too often
at age 65: 1. Doesn't scare small children 2. Remembers where bathroom is 3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep

blah blah blah
what men want in a woman:

whatever age she has... is to be good in bed. ;-)

 

[Kabbi]

lool Kabbi, don't take it too seriously!

Nooooo Sweet Horizon I am just teasing our lovely MissLoly

I remmeber this game of perception of men and women, I used to play with some funny friends men and women ... and I love it !!

 

[misslolly]

you cant tease me coz i have a man i m taking him as he is and he is doing the same

And he was the first who read this

 

[Kabbi]

Either you have a man or not, we can tease you .

Teasing someone has nothing to do with matrimonial situation

Good luck with your man !

 

[misslolly]

Either you have a man or not, we can tease you .

Teasing someone has nothing to do with matrimonial situation

Good luck with your man !

i m talking about teasing me with what i posted :langue:

 

[Sword]

Women, just say that you want to be over not under, and we (men) may think about that.

 

[misslolly]

Women, just say that you want to be over not under, and we (men) may think about that.

You May think!!!

hahahahahahahaha