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[QUOTE="Kabbi, post: 7840143, member: 106305"] 1. Don't imagine you can change a man -- unless he's in diapers. A chance that no one use diaper, but ladies do ! 2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door. he walks out because there is 10 beautiful ladies waiting for him . Dont they say ( one lost 10 found ;) ? 3. If they can put a man on the moon -- they should be able to put them all up there. They went there to prepare a place for all women, so be ready for moving from earth 4. Never let your man's mind wander -- it's too little to be out alone. better be alone than in bad company 5. Go for younger men. You might as well -- they never mature anyway. maturity is strictly a case of mind over matter, . if you don't mind it doesn't matter 6. Men are all the same -- they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart. And all women are the same but come in different sizes ;) 7. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable. lLets be honest , all women fall from heaven this is truth no doubt. However some of them fall on their face and that pushed them think foolishly 8. Women don't make fools of men -- most of them are the do-it-yourself types. well if they gone crazy and fool thats due to the fact that women are unpredictable. Before marriage, they expects a man, after marriage they suspects him, and after death they respects him. 9. Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest they are too old for it. What women want in a man at age 25: Handsome 2. Charming 3. Financially successful at age 35 : 1 . Opens car doors, holds chairs 2. Has enough money for a nice dinner 3. Listens more than talks at age 45: Usually remembers punch lines of jokes 2. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture 3. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach at age 55: 1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed 2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public 3. Doesn't borrow money too often at age 65: 1. Doesn't scare small children 2. Remembers where bathroom is 3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep 10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. "Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery." 11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital. indeed Men are in hospital after being drive crazy about their woman i'll be back for the rest :P [/QUOTE]
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