Les émissions mythiques de la RTM

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Hommage à Milady qu'on voit moins ces derniers temps

yawmiyat lfalla7 m3a sta wnos w sseb3a llaroub.

Khouty lfella7a, essssssssssssalamou3likoum.

lyouma ndahrou 3la douda d roumane. Alhamdoulillah, bladna w ardna me3roufa broummane men zman, w bel khoussous fennawa7y d tadla. Walakin had l3am khouty lfellla7a, chejar d rommane mohaddad bwa7ed ddouda lli tatakoul echejra men ldakhel w matatkhallich ennouara tebder. Khoutna lfella7a lli tay3anyou men had lmouchkil khasshoum yesta3mlou ddwa lkhass bhad ddouda, w yesta3mlouh lyouma 9bel ghedda, hit had eddouda ma khfa 3likoum tatntacher fejjnan bsor3a w tatfessed lme7soul. W hada ma kan, Allah lmou3ine.

yawmyat lfella7 biry3ayate l9ard lfila7i, m3a sta wnos w sseb3a llaroub.
 

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Rokn al mofti .

saydati wa sadati. Assalamou 3alaykoum wara7matoullahi ta3ala wa barakatouh, wa ahlan wa mar7aban bikom fi joz2in jadid min Rokn Al Mofti.
M3ana lyoum liljawab 3ala 2ss2ilat lmouchahidin al kiram, fadilat acheikh addoktour al hajj el bou3nani** (voir plus bas pour les **), korssi bijami3at al9arawyin, wa imam masjid assouna annabawiya bi fes.

fadilat echeich. nabda2 bisou2al jana men essayed boujem3a men nnadour...ya9oull!

towofiyat zawjati watarakat chay2an mina lmali wa l3a9ar kanaat 9ad warathatho 3an walidiha lmar7oum. Lakkinna hada lmal lam yakon fi 7awzatiha, id ana ikhwataha (akhawani wa okhton mina al2ab) ittafa9ou 3la an la tatajazza2a tarikatou walidihim. Ana da3ifou l7al, fa2asal hal yajouuuuuuuuze an atloba nassibi min tarikati zawjati, wa ma 7okmo echar3i fi hadihi al 9isma. Wa chokran.

Bismillahi arra7mani erra7im, wa al7amdoulillah rabbi el3alamin. Had essayed twoffat ezowja dialou, mratou, w taysouwwal wach 3andou l7a99 fi nnassib dial zawtou men ttarika dial lwalid dialha. Wa ljawabo howa, NA3333aaam, laho el7a9 an youtaliba binasseeeeeeeeeenihiiii min nassibi zawjatih. Fa min 7a99i Ayyin min alwarathahhhhh an yatlouba ta9ssiima attarika...bima3rouf. ya3ni, maymchichay yetkhassem m3ahoum wella yeddareb m3ahoum, walakin yas2al bima3rouf, wy7awel ye9ne3houm bi ma awssa bihi Allahou tabaraka wa ta3ala wa rassoulouhou alkarim. Wayajouzou alwajhan.


** ce nom doit surrement evoquer une autre emission legendaire chez certaines generations :D
 

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Al 9anat Assaghira !!!!!! .

A3izza2i assighaaaaaaaaaaaaar, mar7aban bikoum fi 9anatilll atfaaaaaaaaaaaaal. Wal2an 7ana maw3id : Rrrrrrrrrokno atta3rouf.
Al3osfora houda taybi, assinn khamsou sanawat, alhiwaya jam3ou doudati al 9azz, al 3onwan addaaaaaaaaroLbaydaaaaaa2.
Assadi9 karim merrakchi, assin sab3ou sanawat, alhiwaya jam3ou attawabi3i albaridyya wa mochahadat al 9anat assaghira, al3onwan arribat
wa akhiran, assadi9a nadia lkbir, assin tamani sanawat, alhiwaya arrasmou bil 2lwan wa mochahadatou erroussoumi almota7arrika, al3onwan, aaaaaassafiiiiiiiiiii.

Chokran lakom asdi9a2i assighaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar, wa ila losbou3i al9adim, fi l9anati ssaghiiiira.

ta3aaaalaw ta3aaaaaaaaalaw ikhwani ta3alaaww :D:D
 

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walima de mar7oum Bargash !

mar7aban bikoum a3izza2i lmouchahidin fi 7ala9a jadida min barnamijikoum : ma2ida. Lyouma nastadif l7ajja mimouna. W litta3rif, l7ajja 3anha tarikh tawiiiiil m3a ettabkh sawa2an fi ba3d almounassabat al khassa, aw fi ba3d alfanadi9 alfakhira, lli tayjiw liha ezzouwar men boldan okhra, w tay3jebhoum ydou9ou chhywate dial ttabkh elmaghribi al2assil. yak alhajja!
- ayeeeeeeeh (7echoumia)
- lhajja, ach radi tdirilina lyoum?
- iwaaaaa, gha ntaybou 9imroun mcharmel bel7amed mrra99ed.
- 9imrooooun mcharmel bel7amed mrra99ed. ya bismillah 3ala barakatillah.
btabi3at al7al ghadi ne7tajou el 9imroun, aw lcrevetta, aw arroubyyyaanne. ch7al al7ajja?
- kilo!!
- wachnou akhour? tanchouf hna lhamed mseyyer...aw mra9ed ikh ikh ikh ikh (inimittable son rire) , fasa2il attawm, al 9ozbour, aw al Kozbora, zayt alma2ida. Awla zit ezzitoun al7ajja?
- lawah zit l3ouuuuuuuuuuuuuud.
- ikh ikh ikh ikh, tab3an. Walakin mafiha bass, bayna lfaynati walokhra mafiha bass nkhalltou zit azzAytoun m3a zayt lma2ida d loussieur.
yallah a 7ajja, tebday, wana lyoum ghadi nkoun lmousa3id diyaled.
 

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Le Multiplex Foot !!!!!!!!!!!

- m3ana tanja fil ittissal, al akh 7mich?
- tlatat da9ay9 3la nihayat lmo9abalat w hadaf jamiiil jamiiiil jiddan al akh bouhali, raw3a bi ma kan, tatsme3 ljomhour, olympic khribga motafawe9 al2an bihadafayn li sifr, walakin itti7ad tanja mazal...
- rrrrbat, rrrbat, DARBAT JAZA2, rrbat
-tesme7li ll akh 7mich, errbat tatlob littissal, aljadid?
- darbat jaza2 lifa2idat lfath erribati, 3anazir l kowkab majal tat7taj....
 

milady

safi 3yyiiiiiiiiiiiiiite
je l'avais completement oublie ce delire, mais le meilleur des delires qu'on fait avant etait dans le post des dessins animes. Le meilleur a date :rouge:
 
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