Happy B-D aux capricornes.

cuty-pie

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Bonjour,

Capricorne 2012 :D

People born from December 22nd to January 19th are born under the zodiac sign Capricorn. They have mature personalities accompanied by great intelligence:D

Capricorns possess lots of esteemed qualities such as having stable mind. Capricorns also portray honorable traits of practicality, patience, and straight to the point attitude. You are confident and you use this confidence with an intense purpose.

In fact, there will be more excitements and opportunities for people under this sign.

Furthermore, since you are full of ambition, this New Year 2012 will bring you lots of surprising things and well-deserved achievements in many aspects,INCHALLAH:-D.
 

antiphoiê

Prince of Atlas
Bonjour,

Capricorne 2012 bla bla bla

we dont have the same horoscop editor:

Capricorn 2012

Capricorns are hardworking, reliable, and dull as hell. They are always on the move, headed to their next delusion of grandeur. They are often good at math which explains why they are such pains in the ass. René Descartes was a great mathematician and a crappy philosopher, so he must have been a Capricorn.

In the event of nuclear war, only cockroaches and Capricorns would find a way to survive. Capricorns own lots of Filofaxes and other tools to organize the lives they do not have. They still believe that Trump was a visionary. Most of the people arrested for counterfeiting are Capricorns.
:D
 

cuty-pie

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Capricorns are hardworking, reliable, and dull as hell.

So truuuuue!!!!


They are always on the move, headed to their next delusion of grandeur. They are often good at math which explains why they are such pains in the ass. René Descartes was a great mathematician and a crappy philosopher, so he must have been a Capricorn.

Not me!!!! I hate Math....was never good @ it.

In the event of nuclear war, only cockroaches and Capricorns would find a way to survive. Capricorns own lots of Filofaxes and other tools to organize the lives they do not have. They still believe that Trump was a visionary. Most of the people arrested for counterfeiting are Capricorns.


hahahahahahahahahah,NICE:D.
 

antiphoiê

Prince of Atlas
Je suis vierge/virgo, virgos lets see our horoscop!:D

Virgo

No Virgo in history has ever belched. Virgos clean every square inch of everything they own twice daily with a toothbrush. Obsessive-compulsive disorder? A nice euphemism for the word "Virgo". Virgos use pointers and elaborate charts to describe philosophical concepts. You commit a lot of drive-by shootings. When you are questioned, you tell the police that it was because "the bastard had a filthy car". The police usually let you go because they are Virgos too.

Hell for a Virgo is being locked up in an elevator for eternity with a naked Aquarius. That is because in hell, Aquarians are allowed to bring beer, which they leave all over the floor. Virgos, however, have to surrender their brooms and squeegees to God. Virgos don't see the world in shades of black and white. They see it in shades of clean and dirty. Cat hair makes Virgos foam at the mouth. Virgos are cool because they will do your laundry for you.

Don't put cheese where it doesn't belong in a Virgo's refrigerator. He or she will go Jack Torrence on your ass. You will be stabbed with a cuticle pusher. Jack Torrence was probably a Virgo in the first half of "The Shining". After that, he went all Leo.

:D
 

antiphoiê

Prince of Atlas
Ah tu le savais que j'étais un bougroune :langue:

les bougrounes: taurus

Taurus

They like to psychoanalyze their friends but have no real experience with life in general. Taureans mumble while describing philosophical concepts. That is the Taurean self-image, always second best. However, they are undoubtedly the best at feeling like second best. All Taureans want to be God.

If it weren't for Bazooka Joe and The Family Circus, Taureans wouldn't know what to do. You feel that you are going nowhere in life. You are probably right. Taureans are impatient and pushy. They are in a tremendous hurry to get to the nowhere that they intend to go to. They make little dioramas of their homes, complete with tiny effigies of the people they know, and act out scenarios of the way things would be if they were God.
:D
 

HitchBond

Soul Of a Lion
VIB
antiphoiê;9794668 à dit:
les bougrounes: taurus

Taurus

They like to psychoanalyze their friends but have no real experience with life in general. Taureans mumble while describing philosophical concepts. That is the Taurean self-image, always second best. However, they are undoubtedly the best at feeling like second best. All Taureans want to be God.

If it weren't for Bazooka Joe and The Family Circus, Taureans wouldn't know what to do. You feel that you are going nowhere in life. You are probably right. Taureans are impatient and pushy. They are in a tremendous hurry to get to the nowhere that they intend to go to. They make little dioramas of their homes, complete with tiny effigies of the people they know, and act out scenarios of the way things would be if they were God.
:D


Non je suis le Bougroune Bêêêêêêêêh pas Meuuuuuuuh :fou:
 

antiphoiê

Prince of Atlas
Aries are the best


sorry but its worse than taurus:D

aries

Cat Stevens' "Hard Headed Woman" was probably an Aries. Aries rarely say one thing and do another. They usually do the wrong thing and don't discuss it. Aries folks love Pisceans because Pisces people make them feel well-grounded. Aries love to laugh at the funny moon-people who suck their thumbs at age 35.

Aries are never born. They skip gaily from their mothers' wombs. Aries marry several times for funnies but never divorce. Their spouses have many freak accidents resulting in death or crippling injury.

People run away when an Aries comes around. They know that if they do not, the Aries will set them on fire. Aries hate listening to Scorpios talk because they take pride in being even more self-centered. In fact, much to the Scorpios' dismay, you are the biggest pricks in the zodiac. Your rams' horns are in everyone else's asses.:D
 

HitchBond

Soul Of a Lion
VIB
antiphoiê;9794729 à dit:
sorry but its worse than taurus

aries

Cat Stevens' "Hard Headed Woman" was probably an Aries. Aries rarely say one thing and do another. They usually do the wrong thing and don't discuss it. Aries folks love Pisceans because Pisces people make them feel well-grounded. Aries love to laugh at the funny moon-people who suck their thumbs at age 35.

Aries are never born. They skip gaily from their mothers' wombs. Aries marry several times for funnies but never divorce. Their spouses have many freak accidents resulting in death or crippling injury.

People run away when an Aries comes around. They know that if they do not, the Aries will set them on fire. Aries hate listening to Scorpios talk because they take pride in being even more self-centered. In fact, much to the Scorpios' dismay, you are the biggest pricks in the zodiac. Your rams' horns are in everyone else's asses.:D


Non mais portnawak... Tu sors ça d'ou toi :eek:
 
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