No speakah de english

[misslolly]

A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:

“Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together.
I come once-a-more! Two asses, they come together again.
I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time.”

The lady can't take this anymore, “You foul-mouthed sex obsessed pigs,” she retorted indignantly!
“In this country we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives!”

“Hey, coola down lady,” said the man. “Who talkin' abouta sex? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell ' Mississippi !"












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[Ladymiss]

i think u like the english language hi how are you? let's talk a little bit because i wanna to improve is it possible?

 

[misslolly]

of course you can
and we say i want to improve
i wana to doesnt work

 

[Ladymiss]

of course you can
and we say i want to improve
i wana to doesnt work

yes yes i know its just mistake because of my no attention hihihihih

thank u anyway

how long have u been studying english ?

 

[misslolly]

i never did
it s just been using it in my daily things coz everyone here speaks English only
so it s became a habit

 

[Ladymiss]

i never did
it s just been using it in my daily things coz everyone here speaks English only
so it s became a habit

oh really ????


when u say "here" u mean in bladi or somewhere else ?

 

[BlazePUA]

of course you can
and we say i want to improve
i wana to doesnt work

Actually right, but wanna =want to so she/he can say want to or wanna because wanna is the phonetical sound of want to when you say it quickly. In English academic writing you cannot use wanna/gonna/gimme/getcha/watcha and so forth.....
American English is a piece of cake, you don't have to be a genius in order to use it.

 

[cookdating]

A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:

“Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together.
I come once-a-more! Two asses, they come together again.
I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time.”

The lady can't take this anymore, “You foul-mouthed sex obsessed pigs,” she retorted indignantly!
“In this country we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives!”

“Hey, coola down lady,” said the man. “Who talkin' abouta sex? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell ' Mississippi !"

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mdrrrr
pas mal du tout !

 

[Sword]

No speakah De English

Are you a "sista" from Georgia then?

 

[misslolly]

Actually right, but wanna =want to so she/he can say want to or wanna because wanna is the phonetical sound of want to when you say it quickly. In English academic writing you cannot use wanna/gonna/gimme/getcha/watcha and so forth.....
American English is a piece of cake, you don't have to be a genius in order to use it.

It s 100% correct,

And BLABILETTE: here means in the country where i m not in Bladi

 

[misslolly]

Are you a "sista" from Georgia then?

Nah you are wrong

And wont give you a hint

 

[Ladymiss]

It s 100% correct,

And BLABILETTE: here means in the country where i m not in Bladi

ah ok
which country is it ?

 

[misslolly]

ah ok
which country is it ?

In Dubai

 

[Ladymiss]

In Dubai

yes i understand now why you speak english

 

[coolqc]

Lool Hilariuous.
tnks for sharing