Chuck norris!

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- There once was a street called Chuck Norris, but the name was changed for public safety because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.

- It is considered a great accomplishment to go down Niagara Falls in a wooden barrel. Chuck Norris can go up Niagara Falls in a cardboard box.

- There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

- Chuck Norris makes fire by rubbing 2 ice cubes together.

- Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

- Chuck Norris tells Simon what to do.

- Chuck Norris' dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Chuck Norris will not take shit from anyone.

- The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

- The world did not have a tilt in its axis until Chuck Norris stubbed his toe on the North Pole.
 
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