let's share our favorite jokes with others!

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The title is clear enough, so here are some jokes that I like a loot!


"A little boy asked his father:"daddy,how much does it cost to get married?"
Father replied: "I don't know son,I'm still paying."

"A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip."

"A bus station is where a bus stops.A train station is where a train stops.On my desk,I have a work station.."

"My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion.He said okay,you're ugly too."

I hope you gonna like it! :langue:
 
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A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house.
She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, "Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!"
The husband said, "Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?
"who cares," she said. "Just get out.":)
 
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