Science update: Bushcronium discovered

[Sulttan]

New element discovered: Bushcronium By beth

Science Update: Bushcronium Discovered!

Bushcronium: heaviest element known to science. A major research institution has just announced the discovery of the heaviest element yet known to science.

The new element has been named "Bushcronium." Bushcronium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an Atomic mass of 311. These 311 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. The symbol for
Bushcronium is "W".

Bushcronium's mass actually increases over time, since each
reorganization causes more morons to become neutrons, forming
isodopes. This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientists to believe that Bushcronium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration. This hypothetical quantity is
referred to as "Critical Morass."

When catalyzed with money, Bushcronium activates Foxnewsium, an element which radiates orders of magnitude, more energy, albeit as incoherent noise, since it has 1/2 as many peons but twice as many
morons.

Like I didn't have enough trouble with Chemistry as is.

 

[abdou1023]

i think that bushcronium may have benefit, but its harm is more than its benefit. and whatevar has this quality is forbidden in Islam. TRY TO AVOID IT.

 

[kuida]

But what's its use , really ?

 

[Ancien-Membre]

But what's its use , really ?

it's used to kill innocent people

 

[kuida]

it's used to kill innocent people

And they teach people how to use it !

 

[Ancien-Membre]

And they teach people how to use it !

nah it's autonomous :mad:

 

[kuida]

nah it's autonomous :madness:

Yeah but it has to be used by someone, I don't think it thinks by itself, uh ??

ps: easy with me, I'm stupid a bit.

Ok a lot .

 

[Ancien-Membre]

Yeah but it has to be used by someone, I don't think it thinks by itself, uh ??

ps: easy with me, I'm stupid a bit.

Ok a lot :-D.

Ask Sultan he is the smartest here

 

[kuida]

Ask Sultan he is the smartest here

Don't be silly, I think you're the smartest but shhshh . Besides Sultan is no longer here. LoL

 

[casse-tete]

Ironic tittle-tattle about this element "bushcronium "
ps:I tried to verify if there is any scientifique relevancy in this post but there is not except for few passages , yet it is funny , well written and with style .

 

[abdou1023]

you're not stupid, dear kuida; it's the new mineral that is stupid because it's mingled with another strange mineral called zinium!

 

[kuida]

Ironic tittle-tattle about this element "bushcronium "
ps:I tried to verify if there is any scientifique relevancy in this post but there is not except for few passages , yet it is funny , well written and with style .

Yeah, but at least everyone knows we are all here to show off our fantastic linguistic abilities rather than to try and save the world thanks to relevant arguments .