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Why did the chicken cross the road?
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[QUOTE="farid_h, post: 15204374, member: 92820"] Let me start with a few... Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Chuck Norris: If you saw me coming, you’d have crossed that road too. A. CIA: Give us fifteen minutes with the chicken and we’ll tell you. A. Neil Armstrong: a small step for chickenkind, a giant leap for poultry. A. To boldly go where no chicken has ever gone before. A. To get out of Kentucky. A. Because the road was too long to walk around it. A. Because it is the 21st century and any chick is free to act as they desire. Q. Why did the chewing gum cross the road? A. Because it got stuck to the chicken’s foot. Q. Two donkeys are standing at a roadside, one asks the other: So, shall we cross? A. The other shakes his head: No way, look at what happened to the zebra. Q. Why did the geeky guy cross the road? A. He had heard there were a lot of chicks on the other side. Q. Why didn’t the flamingo cross the road? A. Because he’s not a chicken. Q. How did the dead chicken cross the road? A. In a KFC take-away bucket. Q. Why did the cat cross the road? A. Because her owner told her not to do it. Q. Why did the turtle cross the road? A. To get to the shell station [/QUOTE]
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