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[QUOTE="farid_h, post: 9016789, member: 92820"] Q: How many `Real Men' does it take to change a light bulb? A: None: `Real Men' aren't afraid of the dark. Q: How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb? A: None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it, and one of them can change the bulb while he's at it. Q: How many road workmen does it take to change a light bulb? A: Five, one to change the light bulb and four to lean on their shovels and watch the one working. Q: How many paranoids does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Who wants to know ? A: Just what exactly do you mean by that, huh ? Q: How many pessimists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None, the old one is probably screwed in too tight. A: None, it's a waste of time because the new bulb probably won't work either. Q: How many philosophers does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Hmmm... well there's an interesting question isn't it ? A: Three. One to change it and two to stand around arguing over whether or not the lightbulb exists. A: Define "lightbulb"..... Q: How many poets does it take to change a light bulb? A: Three. One to curse the darkness, one to light a candle... ... and one to change the bulb. Q: How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Two. One to change it, and another one to change it back again. A: Four, one to change it and the other three to deny it. Q: How many presidential family members does it take to screw in a light bulb in the White House? A: Two, Hillary for her office, Bill for the rest of the White House. Q: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Only one, but the lightbulb must want to change. A: None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready. A: How long have you been having this phantasy ? A: How many do *you* think it takes? [/QUOTE]
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