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[QUOTE="farid_h, post: 9022972, member: 92820"] Okay, let's try (don't take it seriously, I'm only joking): Q: How many bladinauts does it take to change a light bulb? A: Fourteen. One to post a new thread that Morocco needs replacing a dead light bulb. Four to complain that the Makhzen replaces only its own light bulbs, and doesn't care for the popular light bulbs. Two to reply that we have more light bulbs in Morocco than in Algeria anyway. Six to angrily reply that Algerian light bulbs last longer than Moroccan light bulbs, because they don't shine on Zionists like the Moroccan ones. One moderator to hold the thread until people cool down... and to replace the light bulb him/herself. A: Eleven tried, but none managed to replace it. One to link to an article that the only light bulb in a small village in the Atlas has just died and needs replacement. Three to complain that light bulbs don't come with replacement instructions in Tamazight, and that Amazighs are thus being oppressed in their own country. Four to reply that light bulbs are of the devil and were never mentioned in the Holy Qur'an, and that we should use candles instead. Two to object and complain that the Turkish AKP has a light bulb symbol, while the Moroccan PJD knows only candles. One to close the thread by posting another article saying that the light bulb has been replaced. A: Zero. One to report that a light bulb in the medina needs replacement, but that there aren't any spare parts available. Five MRE to write that they'd gladly bring light bulbs with them on their next vacation... if only they could find them in stores in Europe which banished them. Two MREs to complain that customs officers confiscated their light bulbs and that they'll never bring more light bulbs to Morocco. Four MRMs to bitch about MREs being arrogant and that MRMs could replace light bulbs without their help anyway. One moderator to freeze the thread indefinitely, while the defect light bulb in the medina gets replaced by an energy efficient bulb from the black market on the outskirts of Ceuta/Sebta. [/QUOTE]
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