jokes

- There once was a street called Chuck Norris, but the name was changed for public safety because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives. - It is considered a great accomplishment to go down Niagara Falls in a wooden barrel. Chuck Norris can go up Niagara Falls in a cardboard box. - There is no...

Let me start with a few... Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Chuck Norris: If you saw me coming, you’d have crossed that road too. A. CIA: Give us fifteen minutes with the chicken and we’ll tell you. A. Neil Armstrong: a small step for chickenkind, a giant leap for poultry. A. To boldly...