Damn you autocorrect

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Picture me rollin'
- Do we have any stain remover or anything?

- What do you mean what happened?

- I shook my cock too hard and it exploded all over my clothes and floor

- I'm at work Jake. This isn't funny. Call your Dad.

- Holy crap. I mean Coke. It exploded when I opened it. Do we have Shout or a Tide stick or something?

- In the laundry room.

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Sharm

لَا يَحِيقُ ٱلْمَكْرُ ٱلسَّيِّئُ إِلَّا بِأَهْلِهِ
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RIP Mom!
Elle a piqué une crise cardiaque la pauvre :D
 

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