Histoire drole " jahha'

mmis u mazigh a dit:
voici une nouvelle ,avant de mangé (pour certains)


A3raven ggin amerqi deg kayro,sawalen x umerikan ,nnan-as qa imerikanyen ruhen gha ayyur(lune)
ya-kkerd arrayis yanna-sen ,ula neccin an sveyen teknoloji nnegh
yanna-sen neccin an ruh gha tafukt(soleil)
ya-kkerd ijj urgaz ad ya-sewal yanna-as mara n ruh gha tafukt n cwa am u macwi
yanna-as arrayis ekker sanni a yaghyul mayn tesned cek!
Neccin an ruh s lilat wa lli bu s wass!
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Ca commence bien :D
 
ijjen jahha d arifi


ijj urifi yaxdem 10 isewgasen deg biljik
yasmun tmenyath ,yasgha tomobil BMW cabrio,iruh a ARRIF
yann-as i vava-s xadmagh 10 isewgasen huma ad sghegh tumobil-aya
yann-as vava-s aghari tharnid asewgas i tazqqa, a niyeth !
 
ijan ohanji oyassin chi morhastangan adiaf novia :D
imssaga ag amdokar inass ,inass mray morhastagan
inass omadokar inass agouhachi anah a parquet adakh samrarh
omi frane mssagane ak tnay hanjirine ich rass nowa icht rach achfay
inass wa rhza mlih morh a s tagan
inass ithani mara ija tanowath mecchal thanwath a thanowath ino
issiwrad wani oyassin chi inass i thani migha idja achfay
mechehar achfay a thafonast ino
 
adja01 a dit:
ijan ohanji oyassin chi morhastangan adiaf novia :D
imssaga ag amdokar inass ,inass mray morhastagan
inass omadokar inass agouhachi anah a parquet adakh samrarh
omi frane mssagane ak tnay hanjirine ich rass nowa icht rach achfay
inass wa rhza mlih morh a s tagan
inass ithani mara ija tanowath mecchal thanwath a thanowath ino
issiwrad wani oyassin chi inass i thani migha idja achfay
mechehar achfay a thafonast ino
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Celle je la connaissais aussi :D
Il est trop fort le gar lol
 
adja01 a dit:
ijan ohanji oyassin chi morhastangan adiaf novia :D
imssaga ag amdokar inass ,inass mray morhastagan
inass omadokar inass agouhachi anah a parquet adakh samrarh
omi frane mssagane ak tnay hanjirine ich rass nowa icht rach achfay
inass wa rhza mlih morh a s tagan
inass ithani mara ija tanowath mecchal thanwath a thanowath ino
issiwrad wani oyassin chi inass i thani migha idja achfay
mechehar achfay a thafonast ino
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mdr!!!,awma,thajit-a zi lhusima nigh lla
 
Ijjt tamghart tamarukt tenya deg asensur(ascenseur)deg ijjen luks hotel
deg us3 taj tenyad ijjt tahanjirt(fille)tagga koloniya attas
tenn-as tahanjirt-nni CHANNEL Nr2 -150 euro,tamghart-nni wa tinni ca
deg us 5 taj tenyad ijjt tahanjirt nadni tfuh attas ula nettat
tenn-as ula nettat GUCCIE 132euro,tamghart-nni tassusem
deg us 7 taj tenyad ten-nadni,qbel gha tsewal tahanjirt nni
tamghart teggad ijj uzarrid
tenn-as BROCCOLI n ALDI 59 cents
 
mmis u mazigh a dit:
Ijjt tamghart tamarukt tenya deg asensur(ascenseur)deg ijjen luks hotel
deg us3 taj tenyad ijjt tahanjirt(fille)tagga koloniya attas
tenn-as tahanjirt-nni CHANNEL Nr2 -150 euro,tamghart-nni wa tinni ca
deg us 5 taj tenyad ijjt tahanjirt nadni tfuh attas ula nettat
tenn-as ula nettat GUCCIE 132euro,tamghart-nni tassusem
deg us 7 taj tenyad ten-nadni,qbel gha tsewal tahanjirt nni
tamghart teggad ijj uzarrid
tenn-as BROCCOLI n ALDI 59 cents
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ptdrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr :D:D
 
ijan agaz dakaaaaazaz bezaaaaf (radin)
inass itamrath inas snan tnayne madjarine icht icham icht inach
tamrath inas trah a kouzina tassnana timadjrine
nta youri assdah idihdar parabole :D
ika iwdhad zi sdah isnaka trouwith
inas :a waaaaaaaaaa ag icht madjaj waha aka nach moooothar :D
 
adja01 a dit:
ijan agaz dakaaaaazaz bezaaaaf (radin)
inass itamrath inas snan tnayne madjarine icht icham icht inach
tamrath inas trah a kouzina tassnana timadjrine
nta youri assdah idihdar parabole :
ika iwdhad zi sdah isnaka trouwith
inas :a waaaaaaaaaa ag icht madjaj waha aka nach moooothar :D
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ha ha ha grave :D
 
Ijen argaz yazzu adisagh tahshisht , ikhsi un euro akidas , iggu wami izra l police inda thinachin nes netta aad wa yesghi tahshisht lol
 
adja01 a dit:
lolllllllllllll son argent c'est comme si c'était déjà tahshicht
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LOL tesnet thajit ni n enni dhi hanoute wami yussid ijen adisagh tadduht iserman , yufa dayas a chattab ughadha ; idured ghas wenni ; inas manaya , inaas bu thanout ni manaya dayas arbah ; mara tufidh ajejjif ughadha a tabhant scoter :D
 
ijan agaz inass itamrath inass adh rahar a souk ad assrar tafounast
tanass tamrath inass :iwa ini incha allah
lui il répond :imi ray nir incha allah yak tinhachin akan gui lkab tafounast akat gui souk

safi igou igou youfa ijan anou ifoudh youdha ikhssid takabid n waman isswa
tinhachin ira rass gui rkab odhantass gui anou
yawah a tadath inass
tanass tamrath inas manika tafounast ? inass : ak gui souk incha allah
manika tinhachin ? inass : akant gui anou incha allah :D
 
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