The blessings of f***ing

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1) F***ing once a week is good for your health, but it is harmful if done everyday of the year
2) F***ing relaxes your mind & body
3) F***ing refreshes you
4) After F***ing don't eat too much, go for more liquids
5) Try F***ing in bed cause it can save your valuable energy
......6) F***ing can reduce your cholesterol level




SO REMEMBER


"FASTING" is good for health. Ramadan Karim & GOD BLESS YOUR DIRTY MIND !!
 
actarius a dit:
1) F***ing once a week is good for your health, but it is harmful if done everyday of the year
2) F***ing relaxes your mind & body
3) F***ing refreshes you
4) After F***ing don't eat too much, go for more liquids
5) Try F***ing in bed cause it can save your valuable energy
......6) F***ing can reduce your cholesterol level




SO REMEMBER


"FASTING" is good for health. Ramadan Karim & GOD BLESS YOUR DIRTY MIND !!
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mdrr

oh :(

amin
wa ajma3in :D
 
actarius a dit:
1) F***ing once a week is good for your health, but it is harmful if done everyday of the year
2) F***ing relaxes your mind & body
3) F***ing refreshes you
4) After F***ing don't eat too much, go for more liquids
5) Try F***ing in bed cause it can save your valuable energy
......6) F***ing can reduce your cholesterol level




SO REMEMBER


"FASTING" is good for health. Ramadan Karim & GOD BLESS YOUR DIRTY MIND !!
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:eek:

thank you !:D
 
Happy Fasting:
"ALLAH, on this day make my fasts the fasts of those who fast (sincerely), and my standing up in prayer of those who stand up in prayer (obediently), awaken me in it from the sleep of the heedless, and forgive me my sins , O God of the worlds, and forgive me, O one who forgives the sinners."
 
actarius a dit:
1) F***ing once a week is good for your health, but it is harmful if done everyday of the year
2) F***ing relaxes your mind & body
3) F***ing refreshes you
4) After F***ing don't eat too much, go for more liquids
5) Try F***ing in bed cause it can save your valuable energy
......6) F***ing can reduce your cholesterol level




SO REMEMBER


"FASTING" is good for health. Ramadan Karim & GOD BLESS YOUR DIRTY MIND !!
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Jeu de mots ridicule, surtout pendant Ramadan :prudent:
 
"ALLAH, on this day, take me closer towards your pleasure, keep me away from your anger and punishment, grant me the opportunity to recite your verses (of the Qur'an), by your mercy, O the most Merciful."
 
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1) F***ing once a week is good for your health, but it is harmful if done everyday of the year
2) F***ing relaxes your mind & body
3) F***ing refreshes you
4) After F***ing don't eat too much, go for more liquids
5) Try F***ing in bed cause it can save your valuable energy
......6) F***ing can reduce your cholesterol level




SO REMEMBER


"FASTING" is good for health. Ramadan Karim & GOD BLESS YOUR DIRTY MIND !!
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Excellent :)
works also with farting ;)
Ramadan kareem
 
actarius a dit:
1) F***ing once a week is good for your health, but it is harmful if done everyday of the year
2) F***ing relaxes your mind & body
3) F***ing refreshes you
4) After F***ing don't eat too much, go for more liquids
5) Try F***ing in bed cause it can save your valuable energy
......6) F***ing can reduce your cholesterol level




SO REMEMBER


"FASTING" is good for health. Ramadan Karim & GOD BLESS YOUR DIRTY MIND !!
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hhhh nice one

but i like the other word it's correct also :D
 
actarius a dit:
1) f***ing once a week is good for your health, but it is harmful if done everyday of the year
2) f***ing relaxes your mind & body
3) f***ing refreshes you
4) after f***ing don't eat too much, go for more liquids
5) try f***ing in bed cause it can save your valuable energy
......6) f***ing can reduce your cholesterol level
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so remember


"fasting" is good for health. Ramadan karim & god bless your dirty mind !!
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hey!!!! ....what did you expect??!!! :)
schweeeeppssssss!!!lol
 
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