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Fakart fi8 oui: .
mdrrrrrrrrrr
w nhar goultou je prefere tbiba galli tu es de la old school
pour mammour ...........
Zadti fih .. 7tarem quand même had lebnat elli dayrine bikpour mammour ...........
na3latou Allah 3alayka ila yawmi adin .
c est bon arrete c pour rire
whed chaf whda ghada kdamou bayn ghir dhrha wch3rha..wbda tynger a fin azin wach manchfouch..rah 3dna dyour wchrikat wtaxyat..chwya whya dour lgaha mfiha mytchaf..khayba bzaf..galha mbka lina walou 3tawna sizi
whed mcha 3an moul hanout galih chi stilo..moul lhanout galou ki dayer..galou labas bekhir
whed tynsa..mcha ksadt whed khiti galha nhder m3ak..gal lih tklem..gallha lemen
whed rifi rasou kaseh min twldat benou whwa dafnha fl3roubya..hta kbrat wbghat tjwej darouri khsha la cart national..dkhlha lmdina .whya nule mkt3ref walou.. ghadin f taxi fin ma mchaw tatswlou c quoi ca..chni hadi a baba
.cinema..chni tydirou f cinema..tytfrjou...chni hadi a baba..super march..chni tydirou f super march..tychriw lmakla whcrab w ay haja..chwya whed bnat hight class ghadin mini jup whadi mgadin..saltou chkoun hadou a baba..hwa sket moul taxi galha..les **** hadou(dsl pour le term)..galt lih chnou houma les ****..baha galha houma li tywldou shab taxyat
Rumor has it that during the last CIA briefing of the White House, G. W. Bush learned that some Al Quaeda terrorists could be hiding in a big Moroccan city. So he ordered his air force pilots to have a closer look from above.
As he got the areal photographs during the next briefing of the Chiefs of Staff, his face went ashen gray and he screamed at his generals: "You idiots! I told you to take pictures, not to carpet bomb this area!" Well, USAF didn't bomb anything: they just took pictures of shanty towns (bidonvilles).
Note: Try it yourself with Google Earth: shanty towns really do look like rubble amidst other houses on satellite and areal pictures.
hahhaa
Three men, an Italian, a French and a Spanish went for a job interview in England. Before the interview, they were told that they must compose a sentence in English with three main words: green, pink and yellow.
The Italian was first:
"I wake up in the morning. I see the yellow sun. I see the green grass and I think to myself, I hope it will be a pink day."
The Spanish was next:
"I wake up in the morning, I eat a yellow banana, a green pepper and in the evening I watch the pink panther on TV."
Last was the French:
"I wake up in the morning, I hear the phone "green...green...", I pink up the phone and I say "Yellow ?..."
in fools hospital the doctor ch3elihoum kasita dial lkouran...chi bda tychteh chi tyghni chi koul whed ach tydir..whed gales b3klou..msmer fblastou khatih..doctor gal hada fih ina answlou...galih ta malak mtatchtah ma walou..galih ana l3rousa..
whed derya tskhrat lmamaha...wt3tlat..hya jat maha hyhat 3liha fin kenti..galt liha f chri3 chi drari tahet lihoum baloon f chjra wana tla3t njbdha lihoum...galtlha alhmara daru lik ebba bach ychfou lik sleep..lol..bentha dhkat galt lha wach ana mklkha rah hydtou 3at tla3t.
hahahahahaha: .
finaly i get your smile..wow s3dati dhktek...lol..actually 3ndi noukat bzaaaaaaaaaaaaaf mais ghir lkhibin..i don't think im allowed to post them here
May be one or two.....and then I'll decide:langue::
This cheap man was looking for a wife who was born on Feb 29.
That way he'd only have to buy her a birthday gift every four years.
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whed gal wldou cherche moi une femme 50 ans pour me marrier
..mcha wldou tykleb mlgach..galou walou papa j'i rien trouve...babah galih iwa jib li 2 25/25..lol
was that Aladin60?
8ouma normalement les medecins tayekounou chab3anin b'nurses::
What else?:rolle yes: :-D
MDR : D
And what else :rolle yes: : D
Is it true???? :
So it's true