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IF you are *** ...you are *** !
avec l'accent british c'est so cute !
avec l'accent british c'est so cute !
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If one cannot be aware when he's making a fool of himself... He'd better live a clown and get paid for the job.
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"When I was young I wanted to be a minister or clown. I chose the second option because I am a serious boy. »
Erolisk
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Ce n'est pas pour me vanter, mais la première a même eu lavantage de servir pour une dédicace
A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
When the blind lead the blind, both shall fall into the ditch !!!
Friends ...Think large
Friends ...Think large
LySergiDe
Ecce Homo...
And don't eat your shit...
LySergiDe
Ecce Homo...
This is not a suitable place for clean ladies...Lady...Brrrrrrrrrr
Je mérite un bravo.... j'ai tout compris ....
LySergiDe
Ecce Homo...
"Voilà", en anglais aussi...
Good one .....
Bitterness is like cancer. It eats upon the host. But anger is like fire. It burns it all clean !
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LySergiDe
Ecce Homo...
Better:Says a natural born criminal....
Dont play with a woman's heart, she got only one...Play with her boobs instead...
LySergiDe
Ecce Homo...
Well, I suppose ..... she has two...
Erolisk
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as for me, i like pretty much everything about you sweetyThat's what i like about you
I said that, to complete your sentence, cause u said "she only got one" (talking about the heart), so you had to complete and finish the sentence with "she has two..."
U got it?
LySergiDe
Ecce Homo...
This is the main difference between a man and a woman. When a man understands something, the answers is 2 to 3 words. When a woman does, she writes a book...
It doesn't matter if the glass is half empty or half full. Be thankful that you have a glass and grateful that there's something in it
Making the simple complicated is commonplace; making the complicated simple, awesomely simple, that's creativity..... Charles Mingus
Machupicchu89
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" Expectation is the root of all heartache. " - William Shakespeare.