Your favourite sayings

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Cocaine is God's way of saying you're making too much money.

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.

I’d much rather be a woman than a man. Women can cry, they can wear cute clothes, and they are the first to be rescued off of sinking ships.

Some say the glass is half full, some say the glass is half empty. I say “Are you gonna drink that?

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again ?

When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half.
 
- My dad died for that flag.
- Really? I bought mine. You know they sell it at Wallmart and shit. 3 bucks.
- He died in the Korean war for that flag.
- What a coincidence, mine was made in Korea.

He didn't die for a fucking flag, it's a piece of cloth. He died for what the flag represents, which is the freedom to burn the fucking flag :D
 
its not even worth answering

you have yourself a good day mister !
I shouldn't be bothering myself answering you, but as you seem to lack intelligence and style I'll offer you some of my precious time. I don't know where you're from but where I live we do not joke around about religion. It is blasphemy, something that spreads among the young nowadays. It is so obvious that it literally scares me off. I think you should watch your ass instead of defying the elements. One good piece of advice for you to evolve a bit: Know yourself, and take care of your own ass. Life is short and you are heedless of what's around these days. Open a book and read, before it is too late :D

[Sometimes I don't believe the shit that spills out of my head damn..] :prudent:
 
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