Football : CHAN en Algérie, les marocains absents sont insultés par des supporters algériens ( vidéo)
- Initiateur de la discussion Naihaut
- Date de début
- Statut
Check it now K-Man. I placed the order today. The receipt said to expect it this evening. And it's here.
Ain't that something K-man? That is amazon.com. I would explain but you wouldn't understand.
You are from Taboristan. Do everyone a favor and stay there all closed up in your imaginary bubble.
Moroccan Olive Oil.
K-Man do you even comprehend what I am doing here?
Let me explain. It's simple really. I click and they come ...
No standing in lines K-man. Nope. No Lines. Noooooo Liiiiiiiiines!
Moroccan Tagines. Surprise for the Wife. Ramadan ... And Moroccan Preserved Lemons ... Beldi Mashi Romi
The wife knows all too well that a Tagine without Preserved
Moroccan Lemons is a BIG NO NO for Saint John.
Let me explain. It's simple really. I click and they come ...
No standing in lines K-man. Nope. No Lines. Noooooo Liiiiiiiiines!
Moroccan Tagines. Surprise for the Wife. Ramadan ... And Moroccan Preserved Lemons ... Beldi Mashi Romi
The wife knows all too well that a Tagine without Preserved
Moroccan Lemons is a BIG NO NO for Saint John.
Ok K-man I am going to spend a little time and give you a quick overview of what is happening.
So you have a laptop I hope. If you are BOZO the Clown, you have a Windows laptop and you
are using IE. If not you have a Mac Book and you are using Chrome or Firefox. Now your browser connects
to amazon. The browser is the client and amazon is the server. We are good so far?
The client is easy. It is running on your laptop. The server is running somewhere in the cloud ..
It lives on a farm alongside many geographically-dispersed servers. Thanks to DNS, load balancers like NGINX and
HTTPS session stickiness, you are able to communicate with one or more servers living
on the farm throughout your shopping experience ... From the minute you add items
to the cart to checking out. A server can go down but you are still ok ... Don't worry K-Man. Not your problem.
Behind the scenes a number of technologies are used. State Of The Art Techologies. You have Relational SQL databases.
You have search engines backed up most likely by the ELK schema-less stack. You have technologies
like Apache Solr/Lucene for auto complete .... All these top notch highly distributed and transactional systems
offer redundant and reliable fault-tolerant real-time services ....
The severs like I mentioned live in the cloud. Amazon has one the most popular public clouds.
Google is catching up ....
Finally to you K-man all of this happens seamlessly and a in a secure fashion. People put a lot
of effort to make it an easy and a pleasant experience for you K-man. Yes you K-Man.
All you have to do K-man is click. Basically you are what WE, the Computer Scientists, call THE CLICKER.
K-Man, Let me know if you have any questions. I tried to spare you the details
but HEY maybe you are ready. Though I Very Much Doubt it.
So you have a laptop I hope. If you are BOZO the Clown, you have a Windows laptop and you
are using IE. If not you have a Mac Book and you are using Chrome or Firefox. Now your browser connects
to amazon. The browser is the client and amazon is the server. We are good so far?
The client is easy. It is running on your laptop. The server is running somewhere in the cloud ..
It lives on a farm alongside many geographically-dispersed servers. Thanks to DNS, load balancers like NGINX and
HTTPS session stickiness, you are able to communicate with one or more servers living
on the farm throughout your shopping experience ... From the minute you add items
to the cart to checking out. A server can go down but you are still ok ... Don't worry K-Man. Not your problem.
Behind the scenes a number of technologies are used. State Of The Art Techologies. You have Relational SQL databases.
You have search engines backed up most likely by the ELK schema-less stack. You have technologies
like Apache Solr/Lucene for auto complete .... All these top notch highly distributed and transactional systems
offer redundant and reliable fault-tolerant real-time services ....
The severs like I mentioned live in the cloud. Amazon has one the most popular public clouds.
Google is catching up ....
Finally to you K-man all of this happens seamlessly and a in a secure fashion. People put a lot
of effort to make it an easy and a pleasant experience for you K-man. Yes you K-Man.
All you have to do K-man is click. Basically you are what WE, the Computer Scientists, call THE CLICKER.
K-Man, Let me know if you have any questions. I tried to spare you the details
but HEY maybe you are ready. Though I Very Much Doubt it.
Dernière édition:
De l'huile d'olive extra vierge dans une bouteille plastique, sacrilège. Même gratuit, je ne le prend pas.
It depends on what plastic we are talking about. Mina products are good ...
Hey Z. Check out the other ones? They should be here soon ....
My liitle Adam loves good bread, good olive oil and Moroccan Tea thanks to his mother. ... She is from Safi. Abda.
Z do you understand the meaning of "Get Busy Living Or Get Busy Dying."?
Herewe a Moroccan in California buying Moroccan products on Amazon and all you could see
was the plastic. Dude?
Hey Z. Check out the other ones? They should be here soon ....
My liitle Adam loves good bread, good olive oil and Moroccan Tea thanks to his mother. ... She is from Safi. Abda.
Z do you understand the meaning of "Get Busy Living Or Get Busy Dying."?
Herewe a Moroccan in California buying Moroccan products on Amazon and all you could see
was the plastic. Dude?
Dernière édition:
Désolé de t'avoir dérangé...It depends on what plastic we are talking about. Mina products are good ...
Regarde la pièce jointe 351304
Hey Z. Check out the other ones? They should be here soon ....
My liitle Adam loves good bread, good olive oil and Moroccan Tea thanks to his mother. ... She is from Safi. Abda.
Z do you understand the meaning of "Get Busy Living Or Get Busy Dying."?
Herewe a Moroccan in California buying Moroccan products on Amazon and all you could see
was the plastic. Dude?
K-man, you did not get back to me on how the Click Of A Button Works.
Do you have any question? Do you want me to explain in great details how session stickiness works?
By the way K-MAN, Ramadan Moroccan Style At The Click Of A Button.
2023. ZIP ZAP and the stuff comes to my house in Cali. The Pacific.
I Click. I Pay. And They EVEN Thank Me. No Hustle.
You like to hustle. Don't you My Little Karghouli? I Know.
That's Your Destiny. You Learned that from the Ottomans. .... Smell You Later Bowal.
Do you have any question? Do you want me to explain in great details how session stickiness works?
By the way K-MAN, Ramadan Moroccan Style At The Click Of A Button.
2023. ZIP ZAP and the stuff comes to my house in Cali. The Pacific.
I Click. I Pay. And They EVEN Thank Me. No Hustle.
You like to hustle. Don't you My Little Karghouli? I Know.
That's Your Destiny. You Learned that from the Ottomans. .... Smell You Later Bowal.
Dernière édition:
2023: K-Man. Click Of A Button. It Works Everytime.
These Moroccan Preserved Lemons were delivered to my house in Cali. The Pacific.
Horrible Out There Today. Cold. Rain. Very Windy ...
See I don't go to the Lemons. The Lemons Come To Me.
I am here Nice and Cozy In My House. I should get the Chimney going. Should I?
I would have to go out to the shack and get some wood. Feeling Lazy Today.
What about you K-Man? Did you wake early to go stand in line and get that crap you Karghoulis Call Milk?
These Moroccan Preserved Lemons were delivered to my house in Cali. The Pacific.
Horrible Out There Today. Cold. Rain. Very Windy ...
See I don't go to the Lemons. The Lemons Come To Me.
I am here Nice and Cozy In My House. I should get the Chimney going. Should I?
I would have to go out to the shack and get some wood. Feeling Lazy Today.
What about you K-Man? Did you wake early to go stand in line and get that crap you Karghoulis Call Milk?
Man they just keep coming. Life is tough. I stepped out to have a smoke and I found this
on the porch. It is too much work. I am exhausted....Pisst: Be sure to check out the Moroccan Soap.
HEY: K-Man Let me ask you a question.
When do you find time to work after spending the whole day looking for Milk, Smid, Zit ..?
Or the word work does not exist in the Karaghila's dictionary.
on the porch. It is too much work. I am exhausted....Pisst: Be sure to check out the Moroccan Soap.
HEY: K-Man Let me ask you a question.
When do you find time to work after spending the whole day looking for Milk, Smid, Zit ..?
Or the word work does not exist in the Karaghila's dictionary.
HEY:
Tmar: Dates From California, Saudi Arabia, and Israel. Click Of A Button.
YO How much about do you know about Queuing Theory?
What about technologies like Rabbit MQ? And How to decide whether to use Rabbit MQ or Apache Kafka?
Double K-Man, You Are The Master Of Standing In Lines? You Broke All The Records. These questions should be relatively
easy for you.
This question is not easy. How do we use Queues to Prove that a Distributed System is Correct? Hint: Automata.
Does the word "Automata" mean anything to you Double K-Man?
OK Double K Man I Know You Are A Clown.
Just tell me the difference between a Queue and a Stack. And let' s call it a day.
Tmar: Dates From California, Saudi Arabia, and Israel. Click Of A Button.
YO How much about do you know about Queuing Theory?
What about technologies like Rabbit MQ? And How to decide whether to use Rabbit MQ or Apache Kafka?
Double K-Man, You Are The Master Of Standing In Lines? You Broke All The Records. These questions should be relatively
easy for you.
This question is not easy. How do we use Queues to Prove that a Distributed System is Correct? Hint: Automata.
Does the word "Automata" mean anything to you Double K-Man?
OK Double K Man I Know You Are A Clown.
Just tell me the difference between a Queue and a Stack. And let' s call it a day.
You See I Save So Much Time By Not Standing In Long Long Lines ...
I have time to cook. I am basically BUSY LIVING.
Moroccan Fish Tagine. California Wild Fresh Sea Bass And Calamari. Anchovies.
Moroccan Olive Oil. Moroccan Preserved Lemons. ...
Le Me Ask You This. Double K Man. Is It Hchouma For The Women To Be Standing In Line For Hours And Hours?
I Don't See That Many Women. Does that Make You A Man? You can tell me Double K Man.
I have time to cook. I am basically BUSY LIVING.
Moroccan Fish Tagine. California Wild Fresh Sea Bass And Calamari. Anchovies.
Moroccan Olive Oil. Moroccan Preserved Lemons. ...
Le Me Ask You This. Double K Man. Is It Hchouma For The Women To Be Standing In Line For Hours And Hours?
I Don't See That Many Women. Does that Make You A Man? You can tell me Double K Man.
Dernière édition:
California Honey. Click Of A Button.
Sometimes I like to have some good honey with my Coffee.
Double K Man, Are You Starting To Understand This Clicking Business?
Do you see that yellow button "Track Package"? My Little Adam Loves It.
When I Buy Him Something, He comes to me every few hours
and make me track the package. It is Fun. ...
Adam is not even 13. He Is A Gamer. He Is Good.
I Got My Little Aya A Macbook Air. Click Of A Button.
Clicking A Button Is Normal These Days.
Standing In Long Lines On A Daily Basis Is Not Normal.
Sometimes I like to have some good honey with my Coffee.
Double K Man, Are You Starting To Understand This Clicking Business?
Do you see that yellow button "Track Package"? My Little Adam Loves It.
When I Buy Him Something, He comes to me every few hours
and make me track the package. It is Fun. ...
Adam is not even 13. He Is A Gamer. He Is Good.
I Got My Little Aya A Macbook Air. Click Of A Button.
Clicking A Button Is Normal These Days.
Standing In Long Lines On A Daily Basis Is Not Normal.
Dernière édition:
HEY: Taking Adam To Morocco In April ... Click Of A Button. My Double K Man.
So I am going to North Africa. Taking my son Adam with me.
We will be Mostly In Casablanca and Rabat. In Both Cities, we can enjoy Luxury Meats ...
Do you know what that is? Well for starters, it is NOT DONKEY Meat.
YO: Take A Look. This is just an example of one of the many in Casablanca Morocco.
lecomptoirdesviandes.com
So I am going to North Africa. Taking my son Adam with me.
We will be Mostly In Casablanca and Rabat. In Both Cities, we can enjoy Luxury Meats ...
Do you know what that is? Well for starters, it is NOT DONKEY Meat.
YO: Take A Look. This is just an example of one of the many in Casablanca Morocco.
Le comptoire des viandes – Le Must de la Boucherie
lecomptoirdesviandes.com
Double K Man. I Have Insured Our Trip From San Francisco to Casablanca. Click Of A Button
Do you know what that means?To you Double K Man it means I can relax and spend more time on Busy Living.
What about you Double K Man? Do you ever relax? You wanna be like me and relax by the Atlantic?
You can Double K Man. You just need to Grow Some Balls on you. You Goddamn Coward.
Double K Man.
Did you know that the Saadians fought many wars up and down the coast of The Atlantic?
Did you know that? Well they did. They also loved to relax by the Atlantic. Oualidia as an example
not too far from The Imperial City Of Marrakesh, peaceful town where one can relax and eat Oyster,
was named after a Saadian ....
I love relaxing by the Atlantic. It is Mine. NOT YOURS. MINE. ALL MINE. Come and Get it you Coward.
Did you know that the Saadians fought many wars up and down the coast of The Atlantic?
Did you know that? Well they did. They also loved to relax by the Atlantic. Oualidia as an example
not too far from The Imperial City Of Marrakesh, peaceful town where one can relax and eat Oyster,
was named after a Saadian ....
I love relaxing by the Atlantic. It is Mine. NOT YOURS. MINE. ALL MINE. Come and Get it you Coward.
- Statut