- There once was a street called Chuck Norris, but the name was changed for public safety because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
- It is considered a great accomplishment to go down Niagara Falls in a wooden barrel. Chuck Norris can go up Niagara Falls in a cardboard box.
- There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
- Chuck Norris makes fire by rubbing 2 ice cubes together.
- Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.
- Chuck Norris tells Simon what to do.
- Chuck Norris' dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Chuck Norris will not take shit from anyone.
- The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
- The world did not have a tilt in its axis until Chuck Norris stubbed his toe on the North Pole.
- It is considered a great accomplishment to go down Niagara Falls in a wooden barrel. Chuck Norris can go up Niagara Falls in a cardboard box.
- There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
- Chuck Norris makes fire by rubbing 2 ice cubes together.
- Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.
- Chuck Norris tells Simon what to do.
- Chuck Norris' dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Chuck Norris will not take shit from anyone.
- The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
- The world did not have a tilt in its axis until Chuck Norris stubbed his toe on the North Pole.