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[cuty-pie]

was that Aladin60?

Fakart fi8 oui: .

 

[Ancien-Membre]

Fakart fi8 oui: .

mdrrrrrrrrrr

w nhar goultou je prefere tbiba galli tu es de la old school

 

[biscuit]

pour mammour ...........

 

[cuty-pie]

mdrrrrrrrrrr

w nhar goultou je prefere tbiba galli tu es de la old school

8ouma normalement les medecins tayekounou chab3anin b'nurses:

 

[redaune44]

pour mammour ...........

na3latou Allah 3alayka ila yawmi adin .

 

[waRm]

pour mammour ...........

 

[LeRoiDuWeb]

pour mammour ...........

Zadti fih .. 7tarem quand même had lebnat elli dayrine bik

 

[biscuit]

na3latou Allah 3alayka ila yawmi adin .

c est bon arrete c pour rire

 

[redaune44]

c est bon arrete c pour rire

vas y enlever moi ca.

ca se fait pas c'est pas un site de porno.

 

[biscuit]

je les enlevé c bon desole

 

[WinterKiss]

whed chaf whda ghada kdamou bayn ghir dhrha wch3rha..wbda tynger a fin azin wach manchfouch..rah 3dna dyour wchrikat wtaxyat..chwya whya dour lgaha mfiha mytchaf..khayba bzaf..galha mbka lina walou 3tawna sizi

whed mcha 3an moul hanout galih chi stilo..moul lhanout galou ki dayer..galou labas bekhir

whed tynsa..mcha ksadt whed khiti galha nhder m3ak..gal lih tklem..gallha lemen

whed rifi rasou kaseh min twldat benou whwa dafnha fl3roubya..hta kbrat wbghat tjwej darouri khsha la cart national..dkhlha lmdina .whya nule mkt3ref walou.. ghadin f taxi fin ma mchaw tatswlou c quoi ca..chni hadi a baba
.cinema..chni tydirou f cinema..tytfrjou...chni hadi a baba..super march..chni tydirou f super march..tychriw lmakla whcrab w ay haja..chwya whed bnat hight class ghadin mini jup whadi mgadin..saltou chkoun hadou a baba..hwa sket moul taxi galha..les **** hadou(dsl pour le term)..galt lih chnou houma les ****..baha galha houma li tywldou shab taxyat

 

[WinterKiss]

hadou brakna mchaw s3idya y3mou..wjada ty3rfou y3mou wbkaw tybanou 3lihoum..m3jbhoumch lhal mchaw ytchkaw l 3amil..galou lih dir lina chi hel ra wjada tybanou 3lina..ja hwa frak lihoum la plage bwhed la corde kbira...flil whed lwjdi tel lga brakna tykhdou lma men jiha dial wjada wysbouh fjihthoum.

galik brakna tyktbou lihoum f dik caocao dial lkchour...اضغط هنــا

 

[farid_h]

The good news, the joke went, was that Morocco had developed a Scud missile that could hit the United States. The bad news was that the missile couldn't leave the ground because too many Moroccans were holding on for the ride.

Source: http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2005/03/27/CMGAJBGOSG1.DTL

 

[farid_h]

Rumor has it that during the last CIA briefing of the White House, G. W. Bush learned that some Al Quaeda terrorists could be hiding in a big Moroccan city. So he ordered his air force pilots to have a closer look from above.

As he got the areal photographs during the next briefing of the Chiefs of Staff, his face went ashen gray and he screamed at his generals: "You idiots! I told you to take pictures, not to carpet bomb this area!" Well, USAF didn't bomb anything: they just took pictures of shanty towns (bidonvilles).

Note: Try it yourself with Google Earth: shanty towns really do look like rubble amidst other houses on satellite and areal pictures.

 

[cuty-pie]

whed chaf whda ghada kdamou bayn ghir dhrha wch3rha..wbda tynger a fin azin wach manchfouch..rah 3dna dyour wchrikat wtaxyat..chwya whya dour lgaha mfiha mytchaf..khayba bzaf..galha mbka lina walou 3tawna sizi

whed mcha 3an moul hanout galih chi stilo..moul lhanout galou ki dayer..galou labas bekhir

whed tynsa..mcha ksadt whed khiti galha nhder m3ak..gal lih tklem..gallha lemen

whed rifi rasou kaseh min twldat benou whwa dafnha fl3roubya..hta kbrat wbghat tjwej darouri khsha la cart national..dkhlha lmdina .whya nule mkt3ref walou.. ghadin f taxi fin ma mchaw tatswlou c quoi ca..chni hadi a baba
.cinema..chni tydirou f cinema..tytfrjou...chni hadi a baba..super march..chni tydirou f super march..tychriw lmakla whcrab w ay haja..chwya whed bnat hight class ghadin mini jup whadi mgadin..saltou chkoun hadou a baba..hwa sket moul taxi galha..les **** hadou(dsl pour le term)..galt lih chnou houma les ****..baha galha houma li tywldou shab taxyat

MDR: .

 

[cuty-pie]

Rumor has it that during the last CIA briefing of the White House, G. W. Bush learned that some Al Quaeda terrorists could be hiding in a big Moroccan city. So he ordered his air force pilots to have a closer look from above.

As he got the areal photographs during the next briefing of the Chiefs of Staff, his face went ashen gray and he screamed at his generals: "You idiots! I told you to take pictures, not to carpet bomb this area!" Well, USAF didn't bomb anything: they just took pictures of shanty towns (bidonvilles).

Note: Try it yourself with Google Earth: shanty towns really do look like rubble amidst other houses on satellite and areal pictures.

ha ha ha I like this one:

 

[cuty-pie]

This (Amecican chleh: )man every day prays to god to let him win the lottery....He keeps promising all kind of tings if god will only let him win the lottery.

But he never wins....One day he asks God "I'm such a good man.Why can't i win the lottery???"

God answers, "You gotta buy a ticket!!!.."


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[taro_d_zbel]

J'en connais qu'une en anglais: I scream, you scream we all scream for ice cream, you scream, ...

 

[sidlhaj]

A european, chinese and moroccan police teams were competing in the moroccan desert which on will hunt a gazelle first, after a while the european braught a gazelle in a cage but they freed it right away, the chinese braught one too but they ate it, the moroccans braught a donkey...
So the other teams members asked them:" but hey...it's not a gazelle isnt it?!", the moroccan team then answered:" we asked it and it acknowledged" ("sawlnah ou houwa ye3taref" b'darija )

 

[cuty-pie]

A man has his heart set on marrying a pure young lady ,so he chooses a wife who has just gotten out of twelve years in convent school.......as they start out on their honeymoon,they walk toward their hotel and see some young women loitering in the street....

The bride says,"who are those ladies, dear???"

"They are prostitutes"

"What's a prostitute"

"A waman who will make love for large amounts of money"

"Really???...At school.....the priest gave us an orange"


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[Bomchikwaw]

hahhaa

Three men, an Italian, a French and a Spanish went for a job interview in England. Before the interview, they were told that they must compose a sentence in English with three main words: green, pink and yellow.

The Italian was first:
"I wake up in the morning. I see the yellow sun. I see the green grass and I think to myself, I hope it will be a pink day."

The Spanish was next:
"I wake up in the morning, I eat a yellow banana, a green pepper and in the evening I watch the pink panther on TV."

Last was the French:
"I wake up in the morning, I hear the phone "green...green...", I pink up the phone and I say "Yellow ?..."

lol...pas mal, pas mal

 

[WinterKiss]

in fools hospital the doctor ch3elihoum kasita dial lkouran...chi bda tychteh chi tyghni chi koul whed ach tydir..whed gales b3klou..msmer fblastou khatih..doctor gal hada fih ina answlou...galih ta malak mtatchtah ma walou..galih ana l3rousa..

whed derya tskhrat lmamaha...wt3tlat..hya jat maha hyhat 3liha fin kenti..galt liha f chri3 chi drari tahet lihoum baloon f chjra wana tla3t njbdha lihoum...galtlha alhmara daru lik ebba bach ychfou lik sleep..lol..bentha dhkat galt lha wach ana mklkha rah hydtou 3at tla3t.

 

[cuty-pie]

in fools hospital the doctor ch3elihoum kasita dial lkouran...chi bda tychteh chi tyghni chi koul whed ach tydir..whed gales b3klou..msmer fblastou khatih..doctor gal hada fih ina answlou...galih ta malak mtatchtah ma walou..galih ana l3rousa..

whed derya tskhrat lmamaha...wt3tlat..hya jat maha hyhat 3liha fin kenti..galt liha f chri3 chi drari tahet lihoum baloon f chjra wana tla3t njbdha lihoum...galtlha alhmara daru lik ebba bach ychfou lik sleep..lol..bentha dhkat galt lha wach ana mklkha rah hydtou 3at tla3t.

hahahahahaha: .

 

[WinterKiss]

hahahahahaha: .

finaly i get your smile..wow s3dati dhktek...lol..actually 3ndi noukat bzaaaaaaaaaaaaaf mais ghir lkhibin..i don't think im allowed to post them here

 

[cuty-pie]

finaly i get your smile..wow s3dati dhktek...lol..actually 3ndi noukat bzaaaaaaaaaaaaaf mais ghir lkhibin..i don't think im allowed to post them here

May be one or two.....and then I'll decide:langue::

 

[WinterKiss]

May be one or two.....and then I'll decide:langue::

in private maybe...plein public mafya li y3rni chi hed..lol..what you think??

 

[cuty-pie]

This cheap man was looking for a wife who was born on Feb 29.

That way he'd only have to buy her a birthday gift every four years.



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[WinterKiss]

This cheap man was looking for a wife who was born on Feb 29.

That way he'd only have to buy her a birthday gift every four years.



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whed gal wldou cherche moi une femme 50 ans pour me marrier
..mcha wldou tykleb mlgach..galou walou papa j'i rien trouve...babah galih iwa jib li 2 25/25..lol

 

[WinterKiss]

هذا واحد العروبي مشى للبحرعين الدياب ، شاف البنات كيتشمسو ، قال لواحد الشمكار؛ ناري كون كانت السيبة. رد عليه الشمكار؛ كون كانت السيبة نبدا بيك أنت الاول

الفاسي: أنا شريف ولد مولاي ادريس الشريف.
المراكشي: حتى أنا شريف ولد سبعة رجال...
الفاسي: هي أنت ولد الباغية، الأم وحدة والاب سبعة

معلم في قسم فيه الا الاغبياء رسم لهم ضفدعه قربها
1 و كل واحد كيف تكون اجابتو (ضفدعة و 1)-(1+ضفدع&#1577...
في الاخير ناض واحد الكسول يجاوب و قال ضفدعتعشر

واحد المكلخ داير كروسا وتيدور بيها في الدروبا وتيغوت
اباطاطاااااااا ...ماطيشاااااااا ...القزبور ..المعدنوووس
وقف عليه واحد لقا عندو غا الحوت في الكروسة ..ما كاين لا بطاطا ولا مطيشة
قالو : كيفاش تتقول بطاطا وانت تتبيع الحوت؟
قال ليه المكلخ: اسكت اسكت .عندك يسمعوك القطوط ..مابغيتهومش ايتبعوني..

هدا واحد راجل عزي بزاف مشا لحمام فاش خرج لقا حوايجو تشفرو او هو اهز طاباشير بيض او كتب فظهرو
adidas

وزير التشغيل كان حاضر في برنامج تلفزيوني، واحد المواطن شمور. إتصل بالهاتف وأهدى للوزير أغنية : خليت ليك الله يا الظالم( لنجاة أعتاب&#1608

واحد ناعس فوق كاميون ديال التبن..مع تمارة والصهد ..داه النعس..وهو يحلم راسو فلبحر متكي فوق ديك الكرسي...جات عندو واحد الغزالة قالت ليه كحز شوية..هو كحز و طاح من فوق الكاميون.

 

[cuty-pie]

whed gal wldou cherche moi une femme 50 ans pour me marrier
..mcha wldou tykleb mlgach..galou walou papa j'i rien trouve...babah galih iwa jib li 2 25/25..lol

Mtawar hada: .

 

[aladin60]

was that Aladin60?

What else?

 

[aladin60]

8ouma normalement les medecins tayekounou chab3anin b'nurses::

MDR

And what else

 

[Ancien-Membre]

What else?:rolle yes: :-D

Is it true????

MDR : D

And what else :rolle yes: : D

So it's true

 

[aladin60]

Is it true???? :




So it's true

It is a professional secret :langue: (sorry for my english)

 

[cuty-pie]

MDR : D

And what else : rolleyes: : D

that's all::langue: