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aladin60
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An old lady comes into the doctor's office.He telles her"go into that small room and get undressed"
A few minutes later,the doctor walks into the room and sees the old lady sitting with all her clothes on
He says :"il told you to take off your clothes"
The old lady says: "you go first"
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A few minutes later,the doctor walks into the room and sees the old lady sitting with all her clothes on
He says :"il told you to take off your clothes"
The old lady says: "you go first"
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I guess
ga3 ma chaft had l'post lbare7
wach ka dwiw ghi en anglais 8na
(bach nwajjad dictionnaire 9oudami)
ga3 ma chaft had l'post lbare7
wach ka dwiw ghi en anglais 8na : eek:
(bach nwajjad dictionnaire 9oudami)
hahahahaha
:had le post ra8 3 jours 8na........nti myaeka 3li8
hahahahaha
had le post ra8 3 jours 8na........nti myaeka 3li8
moi je fais tjr "derniers messages", s'il sort pas c'est pas ma faute
and to speak english le soir ça me donne headeach (ça s'ecrit comment ce truc
???)
WinterKiss
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whed jamais chaf 3amou wla wladou..wmcha 3ndhoum une fois..w3jbatou bent 3amou wtah fiha..wgalha le soir i will sneak to your room..ja 3amou 3ak bihoum..wgal bentou siri n3si f ma chambre ..wn3es hwa a ca place..flil khouna jay fdlam ftah la port tlah wbda tybous..fak 3amou galou ach tadir..lol..galou bslama a 3emi ana machi fhali...iwa fhmouha
ga3 ma chaft had l'post lbare7
wach ka dwiw ghi en anglais 8na
(bach nwajjad dictionnaire 9oudami)
Yes only english lli hdar bddarija ykhallass dollar :langue:
Lcanadai rah tla3 rj3a ta9ribane 9edd 9edd
lqit 3andi wahad dime miricane fel beztam dik nhar
WinterKiss
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hada whed rajel dkhel l hemam...
aladin60
VIB
WinterKiss
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Ouzla9
non..mzlakch...hta ykhrej wnkmel lik
WinterKiss
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yes we have lotf things to do it and we are doing it perday.. and we type what else also..put your finger in the hole or leave the patch..had chi mamgablin ghir .lhdya
What does a blonde say after her doctor tells her that she's pregnant.
Is it mine?
: rolleyes:
hahahahahahahahahaha
:What else???
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aladin60
VIB
Wah7ed salam,
An attractive young girl, chaperoned by an ugly old crone, entered the
doctor's office. "We have come for an examination" said the young girl.
"Alright," said the doctor. "Go behind that curtain and take your clothes
off."
"No, not me" said the girl. "it's my old aunt here."
"Very well," said the doctor. "Madam, please stick out your tongue." :langue:
WinterKiss
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A Jewish grandmother is watching her grandchild playing on the beach when a huge wave comes and takes him out to sea. She pleads, "please God, save my only grandson. I beg of you, bring him back." And a big wave comes and washes the boy back onto the beach, good as new. She looks up to heaven and says: "He had a hat!"
WinterKiss
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*As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."
She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".
*"You're a goblin," she says, "I caught you and you owe me three wishes!". So the goblin replies "OK, you caught me fair and square, what's your first wish?". The woman stops and thinks for a second, "I want a huge mansion to live in.", goblins replies "OK, you've got it.". Woman again thinks it over, "My second wish is a Mercedes." "OK, you've got that too." "My last wish is a million dollars!". The goblin then says "OK, you've got it. But to make your wishes come true you have to have sex all night with me." "OK then, if that's what it takes..."
Next morning the little man wakes the woman up.
"Tell me," says the man, "how old are you?" "I'm 27", she replies
"Fuck me", says the man, "27 and you still believe in goblins
She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".
*"You're a goblin," she says, "I caught you and you owe me three wishes!". So the goblin replies "OK, you caught me fair and square, what's your first wish?". The woman stops and thinks for a second, "I want a huge mansion to live in.", goblins replies "OK, you've got it.". Woman again thinks it over, "My second wish is a Mercedes." "OK, you've got that too." "My last wish is a million dollars!". The goblin then says "OK, you've got it. But to make your wishes come true you have to have sex all night with me." "OK then, if that's what it takes..."
Next morning the little man wakes the woman up.
"Tell me," says the man, "how old are you?" "I'm 27", she replies
"Fuck me", says the man, "27 and you still believe in goblins
WinterKiss
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There were women waiting in a doctor's office.
They started talking and one women said, "I'm going to have a girl because I was on the bottom last time and I had a girl. I was on the bottom again this time so I'm going to have another girl."
One of the other ladies said, "I'm going to have a boy, I was on the top."
The last lady started to cry.
The two other ladies asked, "Why are you crying?"
She replied, "I'm going to have puppies!!!
They started talking and one women said, "I'm going to have a girl because I was on the bottom last time and I had a girl. I was on the bottom again this time so I'm going to have another girl."
One of the other ladies said, "I'm going to have a boy, I was on the top."
The last lady started to cry.
The two other ladies asked, "Why are you crying?"
She replied, "I'm going to have puppies!!!
she hems ans haws ??
ach ka t8em8mi??
ach 8ad nagliza ?? ma 9arrawlich 8adi flmdrassa!!